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Stop sounding like a robot on LinkedIn.

15 tested tools. Paste your old posts. Sound like you.

"Sound more human" doesn't work — the AI doesn't know which human. So feed it evidence: your own posts.

01Built from 5–10 of your real posts.
02One rules block. Every prompt obeys it.
03No more editing the AI out of your drafts.
04Runs in whichever AI you pay for — ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini.
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Your voice profileBuilt from 8 posts
Openers
Starts mid-story. No wind-up, no "excited to share".
Rhythm
Short sentence. Then a shorter one. One-line paragraphs.
Favorite words
"honestly", "the whole trick", "steal it"
Banned words
thrilled · dive deep · unpack · game-changer · 🚀
Habits
Real numbers. No comment bait. Ends on a flat line.
Paste this block into any prompt. Or install it as a Claude skill.

How it works

Three steps, then you post.

Your posts are already there. You just need to train your AI writer to sound like you.

  1. Step 1

    Paste in posts you already wrote.

    Five to ten is ideal, three is enough to start. The profile prompt reads them and hands back your voice rules, quoting your own lines as the evidence for each one.

  2. Step 2

    Pick the post you actually need to write.

    A work story. A hard-won lesson. A win. A take you disagree with. Or five ideas mined out of last week's notes.

  3. Step 3

    Run it with your rules pasted in.

    Read the draft once, change the bits only you would know to change, and post it. That is it.

Spot the difference

The same post, twice.

Pick a post type. Flip between the AI draft and the same idea in your voice, with the tells named.

A work story
You
Written by AI, posted by you

Excited to share a valuable lesson from this week! 🚀 In today's fast-paced business landscape, communication is more important than ever. Here are 3 key takeaways: 1. Clarity wins 2. Listen first 3. Follow up What's your experience? Let me know in the comments! 👇

The tells your followers spot
01Excited to share
02Rocket emoji
03"In today’s fast-paced"
04Three numbered takeaways
05Comment bait at the end
Same idea. One of them sounds like a person.
Free · prompt 01 of 15

Create your LinkedIn voice profile

This is the real thing, not a sample — the first prompt in the pack, free. Paste in 5 to 10 posts you already published and it hands back your voice rules, quoting your own lines as the evidence for each one. The other 14 all run on what it gives you.

01-voice-profile.promptFree · tested
You are a voice analyst for a busy founder. Your one job: read my past LinkedIn posts and build a Voice Profile I can paste into any AI chat so it writes like me, not like ChatGPT.

Here are my past posts. Use only what is actually there. Do not flatter me.

{{paste 5 to 10 posts, separated by ---}}

Build my Voice Profile in exactly these six sections, 2 to 4 bullets each:

1. How I open — my first-line habits (question, blunt claim, dropping into a story).
2. Rhythm — my typical sentence length, paragraph length, and where I break lines.
3. Words I actually use — recurring words and phrases, quoted in my exact wording.
4. Words I never use — the corporate and AI filler that is absent from my writing.
5. How I make a point — stories, numbers, lists, questions, and how I close a post.
6. Punctuation and formatting habits — emoji or none, dashes, capitals, hashtags.

Then write a final block titled PASTE-READY VOICE RULES: 8 to 12 plain instructions, each starting with "Write" or "Never", that any AI chat can follow to sound like me.

Rules: quote my real lines as evidence for every claim. If the posts are too few or too similar to judge a section, say so instead of guessing. No compliments, no analysis jargon.
Open in

What makes this different

Adjectives aren't evidence.

You say you're direct and a bit dry, it agrees, and the next draft opens with a rhetorical question anyway. These read your archive instead.

01

It reads your archive, not your self-description.

Most voice prompts ask you to describe yourself. You say you're direct and a bit dry, it agrees, and the next draft opens with a rhetorical question anyway.

02

Every rule carries one of your own lines as proof.

The profile prompt is banned from flattering you or filling gaps. Where your posts show no pattern, it says so instead of inventing one.

03

The de-slop rewriter quotes each tell by name.

The empty transition, the hedge, the row of same-length sentences. Then it rewrites against your rules and shows you the three worst lines, before and after.

What you get

Two free starters. One profile. Eleven prompts. One skill.

The profile is the engine. Every writing prompt takes it as input, so nothing you post starts from average.

01 · The engine
Create your LinkedIn voice profile
It reads 5–10 posts you already published and turns your openers, rhythm and habits into rules. Every rule is quoted from your own lines as proof.
02 · Skill
Your voice installed as a Claude skill
The one skill file in the pack, not a prompt. It carries your rules into every new chat, so you stop pasting the same block in every time.
03 · Prompt
Turn a short work story into a post
It opens inside the moment instead of warming up to it. If the story has no turning point, it asks first.
04 · Prompt
Turn advice you disagree with into a credible post
It states the common advice fairly, disagrees using your own example as the proof, then names the one place the advice is right.
05 · Prompt
From your worst mistake to a post readers trust
It leads with the moment rather than the lesson, and shows what not knowing it actually cost you. Nobody gets lectured.
06 · Prompt
Turn a win into a post readers actually use
It states the win flat, then spends the middle on the repeatable part. It uses the exact numbers you gave it and never rounds up.
07 · Prompt
Turn one busy week into five LinkedIn posts
It reads your rough notes and pulls out the five strongest ideas, ranked by how much only you could have written them.
08 · Prompt
Rewrite an AI-sounding draft in your voice
It names every tell out loud, quoting the line it found, then shows the three worst lines as before-and-after pairs.
09 · Prompt
10 ranked LinkedIn hooks that stop the scroll
Short first lines in your cadence, with the openers everyone else is copying banned outright. All 10 come back ranked.
10 + 11 · Prompts
Comment replies, and your About section
Replies matched to the register of the comment. And a profile that reads like your posts rather than a resume.
12 · Prompt
Turn a newsletter into a LinkedIn post
It picks the one idea that belongs on the feed and delivers it completely, so a reader who never clicks still comes out ahead.
13 · Prompt
Find out why your LinkedIn post flopped
It audits the hook, the middle, the voice and the ask, and names the sentence a reader bails at. No algorithm excuses.
14 · Free starter
LinkedIn Voice Profile: Make AI Sound Like You
The three-post version of the profile. Lighter than 01, and enough to see what the rules look like on your own writing before you pay anything.
15 · Free starter
Write your first post in your voice
Takes those rules for a test drive on one real thing that happened this week. The pair is the whole idea, proved on your own words.
05 · Why I made it

I kept catching my own drafts sounding like everyone else's.

AI can't follow vibes, but it can follow evidence. Your old posts are the evidence. All 15 ran on real LinkedIn posts before this went out — if it didn't hold up, it didn't ship.

— Maurice
Drafts you don't have to de-robot.
No ghostwriter at hundreds a month.
No monthly AI writing tool, forever.

The full list

Every prompt in the pack

15 items · 3 free
#113
Create your LinkedIn voice profile
Turns 5–10 past posts into a paste-ready rules block. This is what the other 14 run on.
Free
#128
Your voice installed as a Claude skill
Install once — every new chat starts sounding like you.
In the pack
#115
Turn a short work story into a post
A rough outline in, a post only you could write out.
In the pack
#116
Turn advice you disagree with into a credible post
A contrarian take that is not rage bait.
In the pack
#117
From your worst mistake to a post readers trust
The hard-won lesson, without the guru act.
In the pack
#118
Turn a win into a post readers actually use
Something readers can copy tomorrow. Real numbers, never rounded up.
In the pack

Straight answers

What this is, and what it isn't.

Where a prompt can't do something honestly, it says so. Same goes for this page.

It writes the posts. You publish them.

Fourteen prompts and one skill file, run in your own AI chat.

Not a scheduling tool.

It never touches your LinkedIn account.

Not a way to post without having anything to say.

Every prompt needs one real moment from your week, and it asks when you have not given it one.

Not for someone who has never posted.

The profile needs a few of your own posts to read. An empty archive gives it nothing.

It won't fake what it can't do honestly.

The profile will not guess at a pattern your posts do not show. The About writer will not invent a proof point.

For you if

You post as yourself

Real things to say, no time to write from scratch, and no interest in posting robot content under your own name. Three old posts is enough to learn from.

Where it sits

A standalone pack

One pack, $17. All 7, $119. The Vault is $49, once — all of them, plus every pack I add next.

The offer

Pay once. Sound like you forever.

A ghostwriter runs hundreds a month. AI voice tools charge monthly, forever. This is neither.

15 items, all tested
ChatGPT, Claude or Gemini
Future prompts added free
30-day refund, just email me
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FAQ

Anything else?

No. Each one is written out in full with the blanks marked, so you paste your posts where it says to paste your posts.

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